January 2006 - Posts

Please, people, learn what "broke" means!!

Yet again, I just read "if it isn't broke, don't fix it".  Grrrr...

Hearing that makes me want to smack people.

Broke means:

  1. Without funds or impoverished - "I have no money; I'm broke."
  2. The act of damaging something (past tense) - "He broke his arm when he fell down drunk"

The Mother-F-ing word is BROKEN!!!!!!
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One of the funniest "glad it didn't happen to me" poker stories...

I read a lot of poker blogs.  Some people think it's boring, but I think it's fascinating to read how people handle their different hands in certain situations.  Sometimes it's downright hilarious.

Dr Pauly's blog (Tao of Poker)  (NOTE: not quite safe for work - language and links to other sites with worse language/content) is a nice mix of poker and just downright seedy Vegas behavior.  Here is a great tale of debauchery in Vegas, along with one of the funniest tales of putting someone on tilt I've read in a while.  Here's my favorite part:
"Travis is one crazy fuckin' Canuck! He took down a monster pot when he caught a boat with the Hammer and cracked K-K. Jaxia took down a nice pot with J-9 and I ended up nicknaming that hand the "Jaxia." Travis also cracked my Hiltons with 4-7o after he played his entire hand blind. Iggy got one guy on tilt when he smoked a cigarette and played his hand blind from the rail. Iggy had the dealer raise the hand everytime. Here's the fucked up thing... the guy he played against mucked his hand on the river! We never got to see Iggy's hand.

That guy was a tool and Derek kept making fun of him because he kept trying to stare us down and intimidate us. He went on mega tilt and gave the rest of his chips to Jaxia. She declared that she was going to play her hand blind but showed me her hand without looking. It was Kc-9c. Not too bad for a blind straddle. She was heads up with the tilt-ish guy. The flop: K-J-9. Man, she flopped two pair. She bet out, he raised, and they went back and forth. At one point Jaxia thought about just calling but she kept raising. On the turn he was all in and he had absolutely nothing... Qs-5s. He had no draws. Nothing but Queen high. Jaxia flipped over K-9 and took down the monster pot with two pair. He stormed off and we all mocked the dude as Jaxia stacked up her chips."
That's just evil :)
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Maybe Hitchcock was on to something....

(all those Intelligent Design folks, please leave now)

According to this article, early humans/hominids were hunted by birds!

Apparently they found the early equivalent to a phone booth with a dead lady in a flowery dress and a lot of feathers or something.  I don't know.  I didn't really read the article.

(originally saw it here)
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The problem I have with our coverage of Iraq / Afghanistan...

I have been reading a lot of the news about Iraq & Afghanistan ever since before "we" went there.
Today I was reading an article at the Baltimore Sun about an air strike.

Apparently, we were going after Ayman al-Zawahri and he wasn't there.  Supposedly a bunch of strangers came to visit a man in a small village and this man's house was the target.  The CIA thought he was al-Qaida.  Who knows if he is?

Here are some statements from the article:
  1. ".. By their count at least 30 people died, including women and children..."
  2. "On Saturday, more than 8,000 tribesmen staged a peaceful protest in a nearby town to condemn the airstrike, which one speaker described as 'open terrorism.'"
  3. "Zaman, whose home was destroyed, told AP he was a "law-abiding" laborer and had no ties to militants. He was not hurt but said three of his children were killed."
  4. "Doctors told AP that at least 17 people died in the attack. But at one destroyed house, Sami Ullah, a 17-year-old student, said he alone lost 24 of his relatives"
OK... I'd like to address these as I see them:
  1. Just like people expect "us" to lower numbers, would one not consider that this is an inflated number?  Also, every friggin article states "including women and children".  No shit!  You drop a bomb on a village, there will be what is callously called "collateral damage".  Why does "the media" need to point it out EVERY SINGLE TIME?
  2. Do these 8,000 people actually know anything about whether or not the target was actually valid?  Would they rather we march a million-strong army through the streets like the USSR did?  Whether you like it or not, airstrikes are the most humane way we can handle the situation.  As far as it being terrorism: anything that makes you afraid could be considered terrorism these days.  If this target was valid and the people who matter most (the ones doing bad things) realize that we can get to them anywhere, then I am glad that we are practicing this form of "terror" on the exact people we want to affect.  Unfortunately, others will be affected too.  If the majority, the innocent bystanders, realize that these people are targets, maybe these people will become pariahs and the innocent people will either make them leave their villages or at least leave the area, thus isolating them and making them easy targets.  It sucks being in a country that has an active war waging, but I don't think the Afghanis or the Iraqis properly appreciate that this type of war allows them the closest semblance of a normal life as possible during such difficult times.  The media never points that out, do they?
  3. Would you expect him to say "Phew!  I'm so glad I skipped out on that.  It would have put a damper on my plans to blow up a military base!".  Of course the guy's going to say "I'm innocent" and then try to gain sympathy right after.  Unfortunately, the statement would be the same whether he was guilty or not.
  4. So,  who should we believe?  Doctors?  or one person?  Who knows?  Though this reminds me of another article (which I can't find) where, after a (non-coalition) bomb exploded in a neighborhood, stated that EVERY SINGLE house in the neighborhood lost a child.  As heartless as this sounds, I don't believe him.  For some reason, I feel it may be a cultural thing or something, it seems that the Iraqis (and possible others in the region) use exaggeration as a rule to emphasize things (Think Iraqi Foreign Minister...).
So, the whole situation sucks.  I don't like that the world is where it is right now, but it always seems that the media, regardless of the origin, is always trying to do the "bleeding heart" thing.  "Look at these unfortunate innocent people", "They didn't do anything wrong, the big, bad US did it."

When our own media vilifies our military for carrying out every single operation, how do we expect the world to have an educated opinion on things and just deal with the facts?  Why is it that the only facts that are stated are ones that side against our military?

I'm sure some people will completely disagree with me.  I hope that, if you do, you can reply here without resorting to inflammatory statements.  This is a heated topic and we all know it can get tempers flaring.  I would like to have a discussion on it if you are so inclined.

Tom
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Who are you?

I notice, when looking at the logs of my blog that there are more people reading my blog than I really know.  I would say I know maybe 4 people that read this, yet I continuously seem to get about 12+ hits to each blog posting. 

So:  Who are you? :)

Since nobody every seems to comment about anything, I'm left wondering.  Leave me a message (even an anonymous one).

T

P.S. This is in the WTF? category because I couldn't think of one that applied and didn't feel like making more
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Microsoft finally wakes up to the 60s...

Microsoft has added an actual, powerful shell to their arsenal

You know what I mean.  It's just like those things that have been in Unix (and it's variants) since the 60s.

Granted, this one's got some pretty cool features and looks like I'm going to really like it.  I just downloaded Beta 3 and am about to install.

I can't wait for this to be my new favorite tool.  I'm still a command-line guy at heart and Windows has always been missing a decent scripting language like this seems to have.

T
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Walmart and racism. Think people!

So, there's a big story about how Walmart's DVD recommendation software is racist.
This is clearly the demonization of a mega-corporation, because that's all the rage in the US and is partially warranted when they do something wrong, but this is just fishing for excuses to get irate.

So... someone rents Planet of the Apes and it recommends movies about MLK and Malcom X.  OK.  Granted this will cause a snicker from people who think like this.  There are 3 basic ways to take this:
  1. Dumb racist: "huh huh ... apes... black people" (NOTE: some people might start here and move to 2 or 3...)
  2. Sensitive oppressed minority (or ultra-sensitive majority): "That's outrageous!", "I'm going to sue!" / "Someone should sue!"
  3. Intelligent thinker: "Wow.  That's a good recommendation considering that Planet of the Apes is all about overcoming racism and slavery"
Which one are you?
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