Thursday, August 04, 2005 - Posts

The Police (in general) have completely lost their minds...

No, I'm not talking about Sting's old cronies...

I'm talking about the morons who, along with a district attorney, were charging an 11-year old girl with a felony for throwing a rock at boys who were pelting her with water baloons...

Umm... sounds like pretty normal kid's behavior to me.  Well, except the rock was a little bigger than normal.
Still, "During her five days in detention, Maribel was reportedly granted one 30-minute visit by her parents."

An 11-year old girl was denied access to her parents for FIVE DAYS?  WTF is wrong with these people?

It's not like she shot these kids... they were riding by on bicycles hitting her with water balloons...  It was a normal response.  I might even do the same thing and I'm 33! 

Anyway, this kind of stuff is ridiculous.
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Well, it isn't Vapoorize, but it's still cool

I thought someone was trying to spoof the movie Envy with Jack Black and Ben Stiller in which Jack Black invents a spray (Vapoorizer) that vaporizes animal feces, but I was wrong.

These guys invented a spray that freezes your dog's crap to a stick so you can pick it up without needing to wash your hands later.

I'm sure this is especially helpful if your dog had Mexican food recently...
(originally found on Boing Boing)

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As if I needed another reason to watch Alias...

Apparently, there aren't enough hot people in the TV show Alias...

The Associated Press says that they added Elodie Bouchez of France.

The picture in IMDB is not very good, but rumor has it that she may have been in some movies in various states of undress... 

I wouldn't know....

Honestly...

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R.I.P. "The Tupac of TV"

Seems that after all the wondering and hand wringing, Chappelle's Show is dead

Are you going to miss his show?

"Wwwhhhhhaaaaaattt!??"

Are you going to miss his show?

"Wwwhhhhhaaaaaattt!??"

ARE YOU GOING TO MISS HIS SHOW??

"Yeeaaaaahhhhhh!"

Can I hear an "I'm Rick James Bitch!"?

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