First, they
want to stop using red ink while grading papers because it
is so negative that it might hurt your whining little sissy of a
child's feelings.
Now this:
Liz Beattie, a retired teacher, will call on the
association's annual gathering in Buxton, Derbyshire, to "delete the
word 'fail' from the educational vocabulary to be replaced with the
concept of 'deferred success'".
DEFERRED SUCCESS? WTF!?
Pretty soon kids will be pulled from one womb and dropped right in
another womb and deprived of all contact with the outside world,
because there might be something negative out there.
We need to take these little maggots out of this Nerf world we're making for them and introduce them to the world of:
- Pain (spank them, they deserve it)
- Suffering (don't give them everything they want)
- Ridicule (doesn't matter... everybody needs some)
- Derision
- Sharp corners on counter tops (stop running into things dumbass!)
- Completely accessible electrical sockets (stop sticking metal things in there dumbass!)
- Red ink and lots of it.
- Scissors with sharp edges that you have to run with in gym class.
- Last but not least: LAWN DARTS!