Clearly there is something seriously wrong with people....

Out there, there are women who, as a result of some flawed genetics no doubt, want to wear $3000 hand bags.  These are not childhood playmates of the Hiltons'.  These are working women.  I used to work with one.  She actually purchased a $3000 Prada hand bag.  To belabor a point: She purchased a small 4x8 inch pouch made of cloth, not gold, that is used to hold Kleenex, lipstick, money and occasionally tampons for THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS!  She's putting tampons in a $3000 bag!

OK, for those women who still have the "I have to have the $3000 hand bag to go out somewhere" gene, but the "holy crap, I can't afford that so I'm not going to do it" gene is still in place, these people have come to your rescue.

So, you can go out with your tampons safely tucked into your $3000 (rented) bag for the night and be completely paranoid about losing it for a whole evening.  How enjoyable.

Idiots.

Please don't breed.
posted on Friday, December 30, 2005 6:00 AM by Tom

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