Wednesday, November 16, 2005 - Posts

I pity the fool who gets lost!

So, according to this MSNBC article, you will soon be able to get your navigation system to give you directions using Mr. T's voice, amongst other things.  It is truly a sad day for Mr. T's finances when he stoops to saying “Mr. T gonna get you there in one piece … you gonna be there safely, or else!” (when are we going to start chastising our celebs for using horribly asinine grammar?).

I miss the Mr T that everyone feared, not the one that we ridicule and pity (no pun intended).

I wonder if this is the start of something new...

Things Mr. T might start doing for money next:
  • Mr. T on my car alarm or my microwave ("Yo food be done, fool!"). 
  • Rent him for a party and have him walk around saying catch phrases and growling. 
  • Drug him and put him on an airplane and have a good chuckle about it when we land. 
  • Rent him for kids to ride around the yard instead of a pony.
How embarassing...
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