November 2005 - Posts

Separation of church and State

I came across this article in the Baltimore Sun (my home town newspaper) and it reminded me of the age old "separation of church and State" argument.

I don't understand what can be clearer.  "Under God" is religious.  Period.  Full Stop (if you're British).  It should not be and should never have been in the Pledge of Allegiance.  The Pledge of Allegiance is "...to the United States of America...", not to some religion's idea of a creator.  People who do not believe in a higher being are specifically forced to speak these words or to be singled out.  Either way, it is blatant discrimination based on religion, which is specifically forbidden by the Constitution.

Every time this makes it to courts, judges (who are elected!) wind up either 1) pussying out and refusing to hear a case on a technicality, or 2) Legislating instead of Judging by ignoring the law and leaving it there.

Religious people, often fanatically so, have great power in this country.  This came to mind when I was watching The Daily Show with John Stewart and Keira Knightley (*pause for all the guys to wipe up the drool*) said that Americans don't swear enough.  Brits do it all the time.  They don't have the Bible Belt in the UK, do they?

Anyway, this could turn into an all day rant.  "God" doesn't belong on our currency or in our pledge of allegiance or in our court rooms.  The country may have been founded by religious men, but the specifically guaranteed freedom of religion for a reason: so that people could not be harrassed or discriminated against for their religion.  Official sanction of religion (in any form) is a form of discrimination to those who don't believe.

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Shower debugging...

Eric Gunnerson has a funny (too geeks) post to his blog about "shower debugging".  Basically, he says that he fixes lots of bugs and design issues when he is in the shower.  I laughed when I said that, because most of my bigger problems with work are solved in the shower or in bed.  I will wake up too early (5:00 or 6:00 am -- I work at home) and start thinking about work.  I've obviously been thinking of it during sleep, so I can't get back to bed.

I usually jump out of bed, grab a cup of the essence of life (you may know it as "coffee") and have my most productive hours of the day.

I wonder if non-geeks have the same productivity boost in these places.

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Can Mighty Mouse and Danger Mouse be far behind?

Take one part Stuart Little, one part this procedure and a cape and you have Mighty Mouse.  Add an eye patch and you have Danger Mouse.  Ditch the cape and use a sombrero and you have Speedy Gonzales (Ariba!)

I, for one, welcome our new fearless talking mouse overlords....
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The audacity of Sony

The audacity of Sony in handling this "root kit" disaster of theirs leaves me nearly apoplectic...

Bruce Schneier writes a great article at Wired about the whole situation and points out some really great reasons to get really pissed off:  If you don't know of Bruce, he is a great resource for computer users' rights and is always fighting for the "right thing" when it comes to software.  Everything he writes is very cogent and on the mark; it really makes you think.

Anyway, here's a very small background on this issue:
  • In 2004, Sony decides that they want to watch what they do with the CDs that you BOUGHT from them on your computer.
  • Sony adds secret software to their CDs so that when you put them in your machine, it installs without your knowledge.  This software watches what you do with Sony's CDs and sends that information back to Sony!
  • In order to avoid detection, Sony installs what is called a "root kit" that allows them to hide the existence of this software.
  • This software can't be removed without crashing Windows.
  • Sony executives just act like a bunch of elitist pricks saying things like "Most people don't even know what a rootkit is, so why should they care about it?"
  • Sony issues a "fix" that removes the cloaking of the software, but doesn't remove the software itself!
  • It turns out that some included software in there might actually be violating other people's Copyright, which is exactly what they were supposedly trying to prevent!
  • People have now written viruses that take advantage of Sony's installed software to hide themselves from the rest of the machine (including anti-virus software as far as I know).
  • Sony has yet to actually issue a removal tool that actually removes.
  • The number of machines with this root kit installed on it number over 1/2 million and some of those are in the DoD... not good.
  • Your anti-virus software does NOT remove this....
Read the article for other details and reasons to get mad.

This makes me so mad that we bought a Sony TV the other day for my mother-in-law.  I will not buy Sony products anymore.  How about you?

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I pity the fool who gets lost!

So, according to this MSNBC article, you will soon be able to get your navigation system to give you directions using Mr. T's voice, amongst other things.  It is truly a sad day for Mr. T's finances when he stoops to saying “Mr. T gonna get you there in one piece … you gonna be there safely, or else!” (when are we going to start chastising our celebs for using horribly asinine grammar?).

I miss the Mr T that everyone feared, not the one that we ridicule and pity (no pun intended).

I wonder if this is the start of something new...

Things Mr. T might start doing for money next:
  • Mr. T on my car alarm or my microwave ("Yo food be done, fool!"). 
  • Rent him for a party and have him walk around saying catch phrases and growling. 
  • Drug him and put him on an airplane and have a good chuckle about it when we land. 
  • Rent him for kids to ride around the yard instead of a pony.
How embarassing...
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Can we force a state to leave the Union?

Kan-fucking-ansas....

These asshats have voted to destroy the integrity of Science in their classrooms and to become the laughing stock of the entire world.

I mean, for Christ's sake, even the Vatican is saying that these people are dumb (my interpretation)!

I am now going to try to see if there's a hurricane generator somewhere I can send in the direction of the Kansas board of education...

Update: At least the people in Dover, PA got it right and booted every single member of the Board of Education that was up for re-election.

That just rocks!
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Men are simple creatures...

I can't help but wonder if someone made up this headline just to attract more male readers to Ananova...

It's a good formula: 2 parts nfl cheerleader, 1 part bathroom, 1 part sex and a dash of Johnny Law... it's almost perfect!

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Vegetables for math geeks...

This was mentioned in an episode of Numb3rs recently and I had to go check it out.

This Romanesco Cabbage looks like it was computer generated; I love fractals in nature; too cool for school:


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